How to get by in South London without losing your soul.

Three Tips From The Top

South London and its composite boroughs are a strange place, a place full of juxtaposition; the young cohabit with the old, the wealthy share adjoining walls with the unemployed, Afro-Caribbean barber shops stay open all night and squat parties thrown by art collectives stay open even longer.  

In a place so culturally boundless it is hard to keep track what’s what, who’s who and who you yourself even are - especially if like many of its citizens you’re an arts student recently expatriated from some suburb in the back end of nowhere.  

Things may seem strange to newcomers, indeed when I first moved to New Cross I found it hard to get to sleep for the constant wailing of police sirens.  But as I came to learn, this is but one of many quirks and eccentricities one has to put up with when living on the gaudier side of the river.

If only there was a blog way back then that sought to aquatint me with the nuances of South London living. Thankfully there's one here now, and its three tips for getting by down South without losing too much of your soul.

This is that blog, by the way, if you didn't get the whole meta-textual angle I was going for. 

1. Be smart when it comes to bendy busses: Now, I know every one looks to the bendy bus as a convenient and virtually free mode of transport, but ever since they kicked Red Ken out of City Hall there's been a bit of a crack down. Transport for London has random spot checks to see if you've tapped in for your journey and they're dishing out £20 fines like they were bird seed. The trick here is to always have £1.20 on your oyster, just in case you find yourself in a situation where they're storming the bus like the gestapo they are. I ended up having to pay a grand to these guys once.
2. Don't head to a party till at least 11.30: South London is one of those places where everyone knows everyone but not really enough to have a conversation that isn't excruciatingly awkward, over the course of your time here you're going to make a lot of "acquaintances." These acquaintances will for the most part be the people whose house parties you go to, and they'll have a whole circle of friends made up of people you barely know. If you head to one of their parties a little to early, say anywhere between 9 and 10, you'll end up having to partake in the awkward social melee that is exchanging pleasantries with people whose names you keep forgetting.  That all might sound a little anti social, and whilst I agree that life's too short not take any opportunity to make friends, its also way too short to waste an hour and a half of your life in a front room full of about four people trying not to look too bored whilst you text your mates find out when the hell they're gonna get here.
3. Get some work done, dummy: I understand that you're young, you're trying to make your way in the big city. I won't blame you for thinking that your life is like a greyer, more poverty stricken version of The OC, but try and prioritise things just a little. Whilst late nights and early starts might be a fundament of university life, going bald from overdue essay stress isn't the look this year. Avoid going nuts by offsetting having a good time with doing some actual work every now and then, I might sound like your dad but its all very true.

Best Film i've seen for ages. (Except for Inception)

Goodbye Lenin Review

Goodbye Lenin is an absolute must watch. It is an intelligent and funny scope on the lives of Brother and Sister, Alex and Ariane. The year is 1989; East and West Germany are still divided. Alex and Ariane's single Mother Christiane is a strict socialist. Whilst witnessing Alex’s arrest during a protest march Christiane falls into a coma. Christiane wakes up 8 months later, Alex and Ariane are told that if their Mother experiences any degree of shock there is a chance she could be subject to a fatal heart attack. By this time Germany is united and there is no border between the East and West. Alex and Ariane set out to recreate every intricate detail of the old east inside their family’s diminutive council flat. The film works so well as it unquestionably doesn’t take itself too seriously. Director Wolfgang Becker seems to be venting his discontent towards Germany's past ideologies of Communism and Capitalism via one mans attempt to make history reverse and stand still. Goodbye Lenin was acclaimed as 'Best European Film' at the Berlin Film Festival 2003 and for good reason, it is a lighthearted yet infectious comedy which was both exceptionally entertainment and informative. Basically, you should watch it.

GX Gallery

The GX gallery, located in the beautiful Camberwell green is at the cutting edge of modern art. It prides itself on not having a stuffy 'art' atmosphere, as many galleries in my experience can have. The artists that exibit their work in the gallery draw from all kinds of inspiration, from more abstract art to photojournalism. I recently visited the gallery, just as I was walking home from uni, and was pleasantly surprised by the enjoyable atmosphere, and didn't feel rushed to look at the art and then get out. This a philosphy that owner and director Davide Mengoli believes in, art is to be enjoyed and cherished. A must visit for art students everywhere!

Journeys Youth Hostel

Not privileged enough to have a place in south east? not to worry, we at south east local can offer a solution. Why not try some of London finest budget accommodation in the area! for a small amount of cash, you can stay in the heart of the south east and enjoy all there is to offer at Journeys Youth Hostel, Kennington. The hostel offers everything you need from advice about day trips in the area, bicycle hire and much more. Internet is included in the price of the rooms, and regardless of what time you get home, in whatever state, there will be someone at the desk ready to let you back into your room.

For advice, room inquiry or anything else
visit http://www.visitjourneys.com/

The Amersham Arms

Located in New Cross, The Amersham arms is a hub of live activity. From live DJs to the cutting edge of stand up comedy, the Amersham Arms boasts a wide array of entertainment for all tastes to enjoy. Walking in, you get the feeling of a traditional pub, (selling good food at reasonable prices!) mixed with larger than life sound system and a 3am curfew, what more can you ask for? recently I went to the the 'Happy Mondays' night and I was blown away, the atmosphere inside felt transformed from what I had encountered previously in the day peacefully eating some of the fine food the pub has to offer. If you want somewhere that’s engaging, vibrant and cheap, then why not head down for a drink and see where it leads!

Grand Laughter.

Comedy Carnival 

Featuring Britain's foremost comedian magician Pete Firman, the young talented Chris Martin, the hilarious Eddy Brimson and the entertaining Pete Jonas as MC. The comedy carnival in at the Clapham Grand will have you on the floor rolling around in laughter:  Or ROLF as the young ones say.

An old school comedy house with a new school vibe creates a venue that is intriguing with fresh new comics delivering their own take on life’s failings. Here you are set to have one hell of a night. Is it worth the £12 you spent on a ticket? I‘d say it was. The next 'festival of laughter' is on the 11 Dec 2010 20:00 Doors 7pm. Show your face!

Location: Clapham Grand, SW11 1TT

 Bus:   35 , 37  39 , 49,  77 , 87, 156 , 170 , 219,  239 , 295, 319 , 337 , 344 , 345 , C3 , G1 

Tube: Clapham Junction

Rail: Clapham Juctuon 

Local Boys (and girls) Done Good.

A showcase of South East London's burgeoning talent.

Once whilst on the toilet at uni, I noticed someone had written on the stall door "Lets fill this town with artists"; my sources tell me this is the slogan for a popular art supplies company, but I don't know jack about art or arts supplies so I'm going to assume it was written about the all the young creatives living in South East London, a group  and whose productivity knows no bounds and whose ranks will never thin, so long as

Who are these young masters and mistresses of the south east creative scene? Quit asking questions and I'll tell you about a few of them, alright?

 Beaty Heart

Chances are that if you've ever set foot in New Cross, been to a warehouse party in Peckham or received a Facebook invite to one, it was to see this band. Beaty Heart are a band comprised of five students from Goldsmiths and London College of communication, all living together in New Cross,  They've been making waves for about a year now, garnering a great deal of positive press coverage and who's to blame them? Their self styled brand of percussive dream pop gets the heart racing like a conga drum! Last year they played a riotous house party down South that eventually got shut down by the police. Intense, right?!

Check 'em out on the interwebs before they get too big to play your front room.

www.myspace.com/beatyheart

Clinic

Single handedly making poetry cool again, Clinic.  is a poetry, arts and music platform based in New Cross, South East London. They hold multi-disciplinary events which aim to bring together poets, artists and musicians - both emerging and established in their respective fields - in an ongoing artistic collaboration. So far they've held poetry readings, published books and released records and there seems to be no sign of them letting up any time soon.

Check them out at www.clinicpresents.com where you'll be able to submit work towards their latest anthology, check out photos from their previous events and find out about forthcoming ones. Give it a try buddy, Poetry's not just for girls' diaries and dream journals anymore!

 www.clinicpresents.com


The Old Police Station.

I know that in light of the current political situation, you might feel slightly adverse to anything even vaguely related to the police, but bare with me a moment. The Old Police station is a former police station re-purposed as a do your self art centre, run by artists for artists. Its facilities have been a temporary home for everything from exhibitions, independent film screenings, live performances and plays. Available for absolutely anyone to use, The Old Police Station is a rarely seen example of re-appropriation of disused urban space. It even has its own radio station. Holla at 'em via their website to listen to their radio-station, get informed about their latest and greatest endeavours and for details on how to book the space for your own exhibition, performance, screening or whatever the hell you want!

www.theoldpolicestation.org

 

Terrible tea and cheap fried breakfasts.

An interview with South London photographer Alex Harley.

Alex Harley is a fine example of the kind of creative talent that inhabit South East London;equal parts photographer, sales assistant and club promoter, our buddy Al does it all.

A hard working, creatively minded photography student, Al's blog functions both as a personal work journal a crucial insight into the lives of our fair town's youngest and freshest.


We caught up with him in one of his less busy moments to find out just a little more about who he is and what makes him tick.

Hey there! Who are you and what do you do?

Hey My names Alex Harley and I'm a photography student, part time denim specialist for Levis, part time lighting assistant for Studio Private and club promoter.

You're originally from Kent, what was it that initially drew you to South London?

I actually made a last minute decision to come to London, it was originally university that brought me here and a lot of my friends that I had met in UCA art college in Kent moved here too.

You've been living in South London for a number of years now, what do you have to say about the creative scene in this part of London, how does it compare to other places you have lived and studied?

I think there's always been a creative scene about this part of London, I just think its a case of we're adapting or growing into it at the moment. But in comparison to other places that I've lived there's just so much to grasp and make use of. If you put in the effort to find out what's going on you'll be constantly spoilt for choice.






Where's your favourite place to eat South of the river?





My favourite place to eat has to be the only place I really eat 'out' South of the river and that's Goldsmiths Cafe. It's a regular cafe with terrible tea and cheap fried breakfasts. What more would you want on a hangover and a budget.

South London is a place with a bit of a reputation, some people either love it, hate it or are scared to death of it; what are your best and worst experiences of South London, do you think there's any clout to the negative opinions people have of it?

South London is like any other part of London when you really get down to the facts, shit happens. Sure it has a reputation but so does everywhere else. If you put yourself in the situation enough times when bad shit is likely to happen then bad shit is likely to happen eventually. Sometimes its unavoidable. I've walked dark streets late at night in South London for years but the only time I've been mugged is on East London's busy Brick Lane. But then again, I know others who have not been so fortunate. Just do everything you can, with out trying too hard, to not make yourself an easy target.

How much, if at all, would you say your surroundings inspire and inform your photography?




Well I would love to go into documentary photography. Catching moments in time that would have been forgotten if not captured by my lens. People are my inspiration, peoples stories and their decisions. So South London is a very inspirational place for me as there are a ridiculous mix of individuals to observe everyday.

Young people and their exploits are a recurring theme in your work, what is it in particular that draws you to the subject of youth?







Again like I said, its creating these moments in time with a camera. When it was first invented people laughed at the fact of even considering an image 'art' (many still do). The camera and the images it produced were purely scientific recordings. I see the camera as a tool, a tool to record and observe. The youth that I interact with on a daily/nightly basis catch my eye more than anything else in this moment in time. Yeah sure I have a certain style that I like to keep fluent (my blog) but its my projects that really capture my main aims.


Also I find it interesting, and I'll try and word this with out sounding cheesy, how todays generation react to the lens. As little as 40 years ago someone would produce a camera and people would huddle together knowing how important that single image would probably be. Now everyone pretty much has one in their pocket. That racks my brains sometimes.



Outside of London, where are some of your favourite places to shoot?



My Grandparents house really inspires me to shoot, theres so many photographs from over the last 70 years or so all over the walls, all different formats, different cameras etc. It drives me insane the amount of memories lie with in these flat old crinkling 2D images. So I'm always hopped up on inspiration when I'm around that area in Hastings. But more as well is a obvious one but when I travel, anywhere when its unfamiliar. Even if its 20 miles in a direction I've never been before I photograph things that probably don't need to be.


You're one half of the creative force behind Fuck The White Board, a club night that's gotten a lot of positive press and drawn in some great talent from South East and even bands from across the pond, how did the night get started?

Well it started out with me trying out some college Gillian Wearing inspired project on clubbers really back in 2006. I started heading to these places in Kent asking them to write on a whiteboard whatever they were thinking. The club asked for the photos and used them as their actual photographs for the night and put them online. I started getting paid to do it round clubs in the Medway area. Then when I moved to London my friend Russ Tannen had more than enough contacts to keep it going around London with me.

So we headed from night to night with a camera and a whiteboard getting people to write stupid shit so we could get drunk for free and paid. We turned some heads at Time Out magazine as well and got a double page spread feature about us, claiming we were 'the future of club photography'. We decided to put the best images on a blog and had a launch night for the website and it rammed out, we had a queue for the whole night. That was nearly two years ago and now we have run nights all over London and have two monthly nights in major establishments in East London.
Russ has an incredible ear for new music so that is really our back bone. 



Where do you hope to see it go in the future?  


We have some serious shit planned for 2011. We were recently approached by The Roundhouse in Camden to host our 2nd birthday there instead of The Macbeth in Hoxton. They offered us a generous budget if we could offer some amazing upcoming bands. We got the night and its coming up in February and it stands to be one of the biggest parties in London on that night. Time Out magazine are constantly backing us so hopefully we'll turn the right heads and take another step up the ladder.

South London's Best Dancers

A little bit about who we are and what we do.

What happens when you take four of South London's raddest dudes and give them an internet connection and a joint gmail account? You get S.E Local, that's what happens!

We're here to impart knowledge on to you, we're here to hold your hand as you make your way through the cultural wilderness that is South East London; we're here to show you how, when and where to have the time of your life.

Now, humble reader, I know exactly you're asking yourself as you read this blog:

"Just who are these gentlemen and scholars who so boldly seek to educate me in the ways of the world?"

Well kiddo, let your eyes do the walking 'cause I'm about to do the sweetest role call you've ever read in your short young life.

Hold tight!

Jamie Sambridge:

A media student at the prestigious London College of Communication, Jamie Sambridge has lived in London all of his life but it wasn’t till he turned 18 that he’s made the jump down South. Since then it’s been a whirlwind of great times and even greater tasting wines! A man of many tastes and an eternal optimist, Jamie is the glue that holds S.E Local together!

James Tittensor:

Hailing from Camberwell by way of Stoke, James Tittensor is a music fan without equal; always on the look out for a tasty beat, a harsh bass line and a place down South that houses the two. When not studying Media and Cultural Studies at LCC, James can be either found playing Striker with his house mates or setting dance as one half of DJ Collective “Ambush.”

Charles Olafare:

Since the day he was born Charles Olafare has never had good nights sleep, he probably owes you at least a fiver. With one ear to the ground, an eye on the streets and both hands on the keyboard Charles gets his kicks out of staying up late and staying abreast of the current trends, social mores and creative ventures that keep South London ticking.

Dominic Manhi:

Dominic Manhi is a question wrapped inside an enigma; as stoic as he is mysterious Dom is the Jack Bauer of the blogosphere, the kind of guy you never see until it’s too late. Ever equipped with a sharp word and a keen eye for what’s hip and what’s not, Dom knows exactly what you like before you even knew you liked it.

Flamingods, Aka Kamal Rasool

 S.E local asks Flamingods the big questions!

Biggest influence?
Probably Animal Collective and Tiri Vadoko

How your music taste has developed?
It developed most in the two summers i visited Brazil and Tanzania. This is where i fell in love with foreign instruments and the idea of culture through music. I saw a lot of tribes, playing the best music i had ever heard, with no crowds watching or anything, just tradition and ritual. I think thats what excites me most in music.
 
Why do you enjoy living in south east London?
it's kind of stripped away from the busy and stressful habits of central. I'd like to think theirs something more authentic about the South East, there's also a lot of interesting bands coming out of here too.

Club or Venue you can recommend?
Auto Italia is an interesting venue, a lot goes on there and last summer, it held one of the most interesting festivals i've been to; Yes Way.

What are you obsessed with right now?
Right now i seem to be cooking a lot, its quite relaxing and i'm sort of obsessed with creating new condiments. Apart from that, the blog; african tapes is incredible, you can get some amazing, rare african music for free, a dream come true.
http://awesometapesfromafrica.blogspot.com/

What do you collect?
Ever since i was younger, collecting instruments has been a big hobby. Coming from a family who loves to travel, i've gotten hold of some truly strange instruments, which goes hand in hand with my music.


 Whats the coolest thing in your house?
My house mates won't agree with me, but i think the coolest thing in our house is a voodoo doll i obtained from the Amazon. It is currently sitting on my amp.

http://www.myspace.com/flamingods

The Prince of Wales, The best kept secret?

I’ve always felt that Kennington is a little secret that South London keeps to its self. South London has a fair amount to offer on the decent drinking front; much more than it is given credit for anyway. When it comes to night life many are drawn to the bright lights of Soho, Shoreditch, Dalston and so on. 

The Prince of Wales Pub sits in the corner of a residential square surrounded by Georgian Houses. So you wouldnt be blamed if you missed it as you passed through the area.  Although I think this is a part of its charm, it is close to the tube station, but away from the fumes and minicabs of Kennington Park Road.

However, please don’t turn up expecting a deserted, old ,closing down delapidated pub. Its lively, exciting but mellow. Its the type of place you would go if you want to be able to socialise with friends. The music is purely background noise but does surprise customers as ‘hits’ you had forgotten about pop up on the playlist. I dropped in around 9pm on a Thursday, and managed to secure one of the last free tables. A wooden floor, carefully selected  pictures on the walls and a ‘pleasing lack of overflowing ashtrays’ combined create the pleasant atmosphere leaving you wanting to return and be on a first name basis with the bar staff.

Unlike the majority of London pubs, who count serving quality beer fairly low down on their list of priorities, the Prince of Wales has a decent selection of Shepherd Neame’s finest ales. In addition to this they serve a Japanese dry larger called Ashai a drink I’d never heard of but will never forget.

Boasting a beer garden at the front and the back its just a shame I attended mid november where your pint will become an Ice cude if you are a slow smoker. High marks for this one, I’ll be returning soon.

Location - 48 Cleaver Square,Kennington,London,SE11 4EA

Tube – Kennington

Bus – 133, 333, 415, 155

Cafe Crema - New Cross

Cafe Crema is the type of place where the atmosphere and food makes you want to stay longer, and sit and chill out with your friends. The black patio flooring mixed with oak wooden furniture just adds more personality to the place. The cosy vegetarian cafe serves some creative and vibrant dishes whilst keeping their prices very low. In addition to this what gives Cafe Crema that extra sparkle is what it turns into as the evening sets in, Jazz nights, Film clubs and more turn this little sleepy restaurant in to an animated exciting venue.  When I was last there they had a small film festival and where showing some documentaries for just a couple of pounds.  

The only other thing that is worth mentioning is that, if you do pop down and enjoy it as much as I did, sign the petition to keep it open. Cafe Crema has been struggling to stay open and the local council are considering closing the premises due to safety concerns. So enjoy this little mid lecture get away and its amazing food!

Location - 306 New Cross Road, New Cross, London SE14 6AF

Train – New Cross BR / New Cross Gate BR

Bus - 453

Corsica Studios

In the heart of Elephant and Castle, a three-minute-walk from the tube station and close to local pubs and a Wetherspoons (perfect for pre-drinks), this lively venue is made up of two rooms, both containing Funktion One sound systems, perfect for anyone who wants to dance their night away in style. The club itself holds a total capacity of 500 people, which makes your experience all the more intimate and it is guaranteed to be a sociable one. It is also worth noting that the smoking area is easy to access and is a respectable size with shelter, unlike many bars and clubs.

The atmosphere always emits an essence of coolness, as the nights held at Corsica attract a young and trendy crowd. It is also in close distance from Goldsmith University and the always prominent UAL, so it primarily attracts clubbers aged 18-25, but this isn’t exclusively the case.

Corsica put on a wide and diverse range of events taking in the genres of dubstep, drum and bass, electro, glitchy electronica, house and techno, as well as the odd sprinkling of indie, making this club all the more special as it doesn't restrict itself to a certain genre or bring in the same crowd week in, week out. Warm, Phonica Records, Rephlex and Trouble Vision are some of the external promoters who use the space for events.

It’s no wonder that Corsica Studios has been voted best small club by DJ Magazine. For forward-thinking electronic music heads, it’s a must.